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What the internet is actually paying attention to

Noise prices cultural relevance from its own order book — by its documentation, no external signal touches the price. So nothing pulls it toward reality. This measures the reality separately: 1.00 means a topic is running at its own 90-day normal.

reading 2026-08-01 markets 49 record 349 days showing 7 days baseline 90d trailing median Noise prices 2026-08-02 03:30 UTC
DATA STATE

The index combines 4 sources, weighted and renormalised over whichever of them reported. Coverage today, in markets out of 49: GDELT news 43 · Wikipedia 48 · Hacker News 20 · Wikipedia edits 18; 9 markets have all four. 5 are Wikipedia-only. A market carried by one source is a normalised single series, not a composite; the dots on each panel show exactly what went in. Hacker News is the thin one by design — it is a single site, so most non-technical topics never clear the baseline floor there.

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GDELT news weight 0.30Wikipedia weight 0.30Hacker News weight 0.30Wikipedia edits weight 0.10no data yet

Peptides

health
2.08 -54.7% 7d
5.031.00 normal0.57
peak 4.60 · 2026-07-25
On Noise 27.73° +6.9% 3d

Humanoid Robots

tech
1.84 +121.9% 7d
2.521.00 normal0.58
peak 2.33 · 2026-07-29
On Noise 35.72° +3.6% 3d

Coinbase

crypto
1.71 +49.8% 7d
1.951.00 normal0.90
peak 1.85 · 2026-07-31
On Noise 58.95° -4.1% 3d

AGI

tech
1.68 -65.1% 7d
5.271.00 normal0.54
peak 4.82 · 2026-07-25
On Noise 15.14° -6.9% 3d

Tariffs

finance
1.66 -31.3% 7d
2.851.00 normal0.80
peak 2.65 · 2026-07-28
On Noise 112.68° +6.8% 3d

Slop

tech
1.65 +58.0% 7d
1.821.00 normal0.82
peak 1.73 · 2026-07-31
On Noise 0.75° +5.9% 3d

Run Clubs

culture
1.48 +69.1% 7d
1.631.00 normal0.80
peak 1.55 · 2026-07-31
On Noise 3.82° -4.4% 3d

Eggs

finance
1.34 -26.4% 7d
1.911.00 normal0.90
peak 1.82 · 2026-07-25
On Noise 0.90° -10.1% 3d

Bear Market

finance
1.31 +10.2% 7d
1.471.00 normal0.95
peak 1.42 · 2026-07-29
On Noise 5.09° -4.8% 3d

Bully

ip
1.23 +69.4% 7d
1.771.00 normal0.62
peak 1.66 · 2026-07-26
On Noise 110.25° +14.0% 3d

ChatGPT

tech
1.17 -44.7% 7d
2.241.00 normal0.87
peak 2.11 · 2026-07-25
On Noise 15.48° -2.1% 3d

Traditional Chinese Medicine

health
1.14 -26.6% 7d
1.611.00 normal0.93
peak 1.55 · 2026-07-25
On Noise 1.20° -4.6% 3d

Claude

tech
1.12 +1.1% 7d
1.311.00 normal0.92
peak 1.27 · 2026-07-27
On Noise 37.55° +11.9% 3d

Substack

tech
1.07 -32.4% 7d
1.661.00 normal0.93
peak 1.59 · 2026-07-25
On Noise 8.84° -12.1% 3d

Pro Wrestling

ip
1.06 +1.9% 7d
1.061.00 normal0.99
peak 1.06 · 2026-08-01
On Noise 9.51° +14.3% 3d

K-Pop

culture
1.04 -0.4% 7d
1.171.00 normal0.98
peak 1.15 · 2026-07-30
On Noise 3.47° -17.1% 3d

Afrobeats

culture
1.02 +3.5% 7d
1.071.00 normal0.97
peak 1.06 · 2026-07-31
On Noise 3.47° -20.3% 3d

Game Boy Modding Culture

culture
1.02 +9.1% 7d
1.031.00 normal0.92
peak 1.02 · 2026-07-31
On Noise 3.39° -30.5% 3d

Analog

culture
0.99 -6.5% 7d
1.061.00 normal0.98
peak 1.05 · 2026-07-24
On Noise 9.13° -13.3% 3d

Sports Betting

culture
0.97 +18.9% 7d
1.031.00 normal0.72
peak 0.97 · 2026-08-01
On Noise 36.50° +5.2% 3d

Wearables

tech
0.97 -9.0% 7d
1.141.00 normal0.95
peak 1.12 · 2026-07-27
On Noise 1.12° -11.3% 3d

Calisthenics

health
0.95 +3.9% 7d
1.011.00 normal0.89
peak 0.95 · 2026-07-31
On Noise 3.16° -11.7% 3d

UK Underground

culture
0.93 +2.7% 7d
1.011.00 normal0.90
peak 0.94 · 2026-07-31
On Noise 3.02° -7.1% 3d

Quantum Computing

tech
0.92 -27.2% 7d
1.351.00 normal0.87
peak 1.31 · 2026-07-26
On Noise 175.56° -4.8% 3d

Micro Dramas

ip
0.92 -2.2% 7d
1.021.00 normal0.86
peak 0.99 · 2026-07-30
On Noise 2.64° +3.2% 3d

Private Credit

finance
0.91 +21.4% 7d
1.291.00 normal0.66
peak 1.23 · 2026-07-27
On Noise 3.96° -2.1% 3d

Data Centers

tech
0.91 -41.3% 7d
1.621.00 normal0.83
peak 1.54 · 2026-07-25
On Noise 21.99° +11.4% 3d

90s Nostalgia

culture
0.91 +8.5% 7d
1.021.00 normal0.82
peak 0.91 · 2026-07-31
On Noise 27.26° -3.5% 3d

Oil

finance
0.89 -15.7% 7d
1.071.00 normal0.87
peak 1.05 · 2026-07-25
On Noise 21.31° -3.8% 3d

Unemployment

finance
0.88 -20.4% 7d
1.161.00 normal0.85
peak 1.13 · 2026-07-26
On Noise 13.74° -14.9% 3d

Pokémon

ip
0.88 +10.0% 7d
1.031.00 normal0.73
peak 0.93 · 2026-07-30
On Noise 11.65° -4.7% 3d

Aliens

culture
0.88 +72.7% 7d
1.061.00 normal0.45
peak 0.92 · 2026-07-28
On Noise 135.17° +10.0% 3d

Blind Boxes

culture
0.86 +8.7% 7d
1.041.00 normal0.76
peak 1.01 · 2026-07-29
On Noise 14.80° -1.7% 3d

Cursor

tech
0.86 -7.0% 7d
1.021.00 normal0.84
peak 0.98 · 2026-07-29
On Noise 37.14° +7.8% 3d

Attention Economy

tech
0.83 -3.7% 7d
1.021.00 normal0.81
peak 0.86 · 2026-07-24
On Noise 61.21° -5.1% 3d

Star Wars

ip
0.82 +4.7% 7d
1.031.00 normal0.76
peak 0.86 · 2026-07-29
On Noise 5.23° -17.9% 3d

IRL

culture
0.80 -33.7% 7d
1.261.00 normal0.75
peak 1.21 · 2026-07-25
On Noise 23.57° -14.6% 3d

Zyns

culture
0.77 -13.7% 7d
1.031.00 normal0.75
peak 0.99 · 2026-07-27
On Noise 35.99° -1.7% 3d

Psilocybin

health
0.77 -8.5% 7d
1.031.00 normal0.72
peak 0.88 · 2026-07-30
On Noise 3.67° -34.5% 3d

CGM & Metabolic Biohacking

health
0.75 -17.5% 7d
1.031.00 normal0.72
peak 0.91 · 2026-07-25
On Noise 9.48° -8.7% 3d

Silver Tsunami

finance
0.73 +27.8% 7d
1.051.00 normal0.52
peak 0.81 · 2026-07-30
On Noise 2.88° -6.4% 3d

Snap Specs

tech
0.71 +0.3% 7d
1.041.00 normal0.67
peak 0.73 · 2026-07-29
On Noise 17.23° -3.2% 3d

GTA VI

ip
0.70 -1.4% 7d
1.041.00 normal0.66
peak 0.74 · 2026-07-27
On Noise 50.47° +11.4% 3d

Vibe Coding

tech
0.67 -36.8% 7d
1.111.00 normal0.62
peak 1.06 · 2026-07-25
On Noise 19.46° -0.5% 3d

Obsession

ip
0.57 -6.7% 7d
1.051.00 normal0.52
peak 0.65 · 2026-07-27
On Noise 45.84° -10.1% 3d

Ebola

health
0.55 -12.1% 7d
1.051.00 normal0.49
peak 0.63 · 2026-07-25
On Noise 86.96° -10.3% 3d

Looksmaxxing

culture
0.54 -33.4% 7d
1.051.00 normal0.49
peak 0.81 · 2026-07-25
On Noise 0.97° -8.5% 3d

Hantavirus

health
0.31 -6.4% 7d
1.091.00 normal0.19
peak 0.34 · 2026-07-29
On Noise 81.32° -13.2% 3d

OpenClaw

tech
0.15 -60.4% 7d
1.101.00 normal0.05
peak 0.42 · 2026-07-26
On Noise 3.12° -1.4% 3d
Every reading, as of 2026-08-01
MarketIndex 1d7d 30d Noise price Noise 7 days Sources inDays
Peptides 2.08 -11.3% -54.7% +20.9% 27.73° +6.9% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Hacker News 371
Humanoid Robots 1.84 -9.8% +122.0% -69.1% 35.72° +3.6% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Hacker News 370
Coinbase 1.71 -7.4% +49.7% +19.6% 58.95° -4.1% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Hacker News 371
AGI 1.68 -10.6% -65.1% +110.5% 15.14° -6.9% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Hacker News, Wikipedia edits 371
Tariffs 1.66 -5.7% -31.3% +106.6% 112.68° +6.8% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Hacker News 370
Slop 1.65 -4.2% +58.0% -59.0% 0.75° +5.9% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Hacker News, Wikipedia edits 370
Run Clubs 1.48 -4.3% +69.0% +25.9% 3.82° -4.4% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia 370
Eggs 1.34 -9.7% -26.4% +8.7% 0.90° -10.1% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia 370
Bear Market 1.31 -3.7% +10.2% +29.5% 5.09° -4.8% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia 370
Bully 1.23 -0.4% +69.3% +91.2% 110.25° +14.0% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Wikipedia edits 370
ChatGPT 1.17 -7.0% -44.7% +87.4% 15.48° -2.1% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Hacker News, Wikipedia edits 371
Traditional Chinese Medicine 1.14 -5.9% -26.6% +33.6% 1.20° -4.6% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia 370
Claude 1.12 -4.7% +1.1% -19.5% 37.55° +11.9% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Hacker News, Wikipedia edits 371
Substack 1.07 -7.7% -32.4% +3.5% 8.84° -12.1% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Hacker News 370
Pro Wrestling 1.06 +4.8% +1.9% +14.3% 9.51° +14.3% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Wikipedia edits 370
K-Pop 1.04 -8.0% -0.4% +15.2% 3.47° -17.1% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia 370
Afrobeats 1.02 -3.4% +3.5% -12.1% 3.47° -20.3% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia 370
Game Boy Modding Culture 1.02 +4.5% +9.0% +12.2% 3.39° -30.5% 3d Wikipedia 370
Analog 0.99 -0.6% -6.6% +8.2% 9.13° -13.3% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia 370
Sports Betting 0.97 +5.4% +19.0% -12.2% 36.50° +5.2% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia 370
Wearables 0.97 -0.0% -9.0% -0.2% 1.12° -11.3% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia 370
Calisthenics 0.95 +0.2% +3.9% +6.2% 3.16° -11.7% 3d Wikipedia 370
UK Underground 0.93 +2.0% +2.7% +3.8% 3.02° -7.1% 3d Wikipedia 370
Quantum Computing 0.92 -7.5% -27.2% +26.7% 175.56° -4.8% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Hacker News, Wikipedia edits 370
Micro Dramas 0.92 -5.4% -2.2% -31.9% 2.64° +3.2% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia 370
Private Credit 0.91 -8.4% +21.5% +30.1% 3.96° -2.1% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Hacker News 371
Data Centers 0.91 -9.7% -41.3% -27.0% 21.99° +11.4% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Hacker News, Wikipedia edits 370
90s Nostalgia 0.91 +1.2% +8.5% +24.0% 27.26° -3.5% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia 371
Oil 0.89 -7.3% -15.7% +28.5% 21.31° -3.8% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Hacker News 370
Unemployment 0.88 -5.7% -20.3% -2.8% 13.74° -14.9% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Hacker News 370
Pokémon 0.88 -1.5% +9.9% +9.5% 11.65° -4.7% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Hacker News 371
Aliens 0.88 +2.8% +72.7% +13.2% 135.17° +10.0% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Hacker News, Wikipedia edits 370
Blind Boxes 0.86 -10.2% +8.7% +26.8% 14.80° -1.7% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Wikipedia edits 370
Cursor 0.86 -0.5% -6.9% -71.7% 37.14° +7.8% 3d Wikipedia, Wikipedia edits 366
Attention Economy 0.83 +0.1% -3.7% -12.2% 61.21° -5.1% 3d Wikipedia 370
Star Wars 0.82 +0.2% +4.8% +4.4% 5.23° -17.9% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Hacker News, Wikipedia edits 371
IRL 0.80 -4.4% -33.7% +6.3% 23.57° -14.6% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia 370
Zyns 0.77 -6.6% -13.6% -75.1% 35.99° -1.7% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia 370
Psilocybin 0.77 -9.1% -8.5% -20.5% 3.67° -34.5% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Wikipedia edits 370
CGM & Metabolic Biohacking 0.75 -5.2% -17.5% -31.0% 9.48° -8.7% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia 370
Silver Tsunami 0.73 -1.5% +27.8% -5.9% 2.88° -6.4% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia 370
Snap Specs 0.71 -0.9% +0.3% -61.7% 17.23° -3.2% 3d Wikipedia 370
GTA VI 0.70 -4.5% -1.3% -77.5% 50.47° +11.4% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Wikipedia edits 371
Vibe Coding 0.67 -6.5% -36.8% +20.4% 19.46° -0.5% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Hacker News, Wikipedia edits 371
Obsession 0.57 -8.0% -6.8% -56.5% 45.84° -10.1% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Wikipedia edits 366
Ebola 0.55 +1.3% -12.1% -41.2% 86.96° -10.3% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Hacker News 370
Looksmaxxing 0.54 -1.8% -33.4% -9.2% 0.97° -8.5% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Wikipedia edits 371
Hantavirus 0.31 -3.7% -6.6% -64.6% 81.32° -13.2% 3d GDELT news, Wikipedia, Wikipedia edits 370
OpenClaw 0.15 -5.3% -60.4% -81.6% 3.12° -1.4% 3d GDELT news, Hacker News 366

How the number is built

Each source series is smoothed with a time-aware EMA, then divided by its own trailing 90-day median. The baseline is a median, not a mean — attention data is all spike and no symmetry, and one viral day under a mean-based baseline raises the bar enough to hide the next real move.

Sources combine by weight, renormalised over whichever actually reported, so a missing source shifts the mix rather than silently scoring zero.

What the window changes

The window redraws the charts and the percentage beside each reading. That figure is the move between the first and last points actually plotted — it describes the line you are looking at, and nothing else.

Which is why it can sit a fraction of a point away from the fixed 7d column below. Those columns are exact-date lookups: 7d means the reading seven calendar days ago or nothing at all. The window figure starts wherever the topic's history actually starts inside the window, so on a market with a gap the two span slightly different intervals. The table is the reference; the panel describes its own chart.

Each panel's y-scale is refitted to the visible slice, which is why a chart can look dramatic at 7 days and flat at a year. The dashed line is 1.00 in every panel and at every window — that is the part which never rescales.

Why you can trust the shape

The index was never told about the calendar, and it found it anyway. Star Wars peaks on 2026-05-06 and 2026-05-25 — May the 4th, and the anniversary of A New Hope. Pokémon peaks on 2026-03-01; Pokémon Day is 27 February.

Both lag their event by about two days, which is exactly what a five-day EMA half-life should do. That is the check that makes the rest of these numbers worth reading.

The two numbers are not the same scale

The index is a ratio to a topic's own normal. The price is in degrees, and each market's absolute level is its own history — ebola at 97° is not "worth more" than pokemon at 12°, any more than an index of 1.28 outranks one of 1.02 in popularity.

So the meaningful comparison is between changes, never levels — which is why the price sits in its own strip and stays off the chart, and why its change follows the same window as the index beside it. Noise publishes a 24-hour change and nothing longer, so every other window is computed from our own snapshots, which reaches only 3.3 days back. Where the record is shorter than the window, the cell reports the span it really covers and is labelled with it — a four-day move under a "1y" heading would be a quiet lie.

Where a reading is provisional

A market marked provisional has fewer than 120 days of history, so its "normal" is built from a short and often unsettled stretch. Cursor is the worked example: 78 days, nearly all of it decay from the spike when its Wikipedia article was created, which produces a truthful-looking −80% at 30 days that says more about the article's age than about attention.

The reading is still shown, because waiting for a full window would mean months of blank panels. It is marked because a three-week baseline and a settled year are not the same claim.

What it cannot see

Instagram and TikTok have no usable free API, so topics that live there — looksmaxxing above all — are systematically under-read. That is a missing input, not a tuning problem.

90s-nostalgia is a diffuse mood rather than an entity and has no clean query; it is kept as an honest floor for what this method can do.